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Offline STOKIE

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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #50 on: October 17, 2020, 08:40:07 PM
I had the need to take a friend of mine up to our local accident and emergency department this morning and while we were there this guy came in with his head bandaged and covered in blood looking a bit dazed. Well we had been there a while and as you do I got talking to him and asked him what had happened, he said he’d been working in his garage and got attacked by a power tool, so intrigued I asked him what he meant. He said everything was going Well on the job he was doing then all of a sudden BOSCH.

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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #51 on: October 23, 2020, 09:23:29 AM
One for everyone in Lockdown...  :008: :008: :008:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #52 on: October 31, 2020, 09:11:30 PM
I could tell you a joke about covid-19 but there’s a 99.9% chance you won’t get it.  :164:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #53 on: November 02, 2020, 03:53:37 PM
I'm happily married, honestly!
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #54 on: November 11, 2020, 09:02:04 AM
Different times!!
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #55 on: November 18, 2020, 09:34:23 AM
I was well known at work for blowing my top!!   :230:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #56 on: November 20, 2020, 06:44:09 PM
I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it would make him faster, it didn't work, it just made him more sluggish.  :006:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #57 on: November 21, 2020, 05:48:52 PM
Life... It's Just a Ride  :305:

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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #58 on: November 24, 2020, 10:17:17 AM
A non-PC golf joke, but I laughed anyway. :008:
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