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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #140 on: March 26, 2021, 09:13:05 AM
One for all the philosophers out there, and one for the health and safety team!  :008: :008:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #141 on: March 27, 2021, 08:50:14 AM
Naughty!!   :007:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #142 on: March 28, 2021, 11:08:19 AM
Directions.....  :087:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #143 on: March 29, 2021, 08:40:08 AM
Footballer reaction to jab!   :008: :007: :008:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #144 on: April 07, 2021, 09:07:58 AM
Think before you reply......!!   :034:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #145 on: April 15, 2021, 08:38:15 AM
My poetry teacher predicted I would achieve nothing in the subject because of my dyslexia.
To date I have made 3 jugs, 2 bowls and a nice mug.
So Bollo*ks to you Mr Middleton !!!!

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Life... It's Just a Ride  :305:

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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #146 on: April 20, 2021, 10:38:21 AM
I like a good t-shirt logo -  my favourite reads -

WARNING
GRUMPY OLD BLOKE
PACKED WITH COMPLAINTS, UNWANTED
OPINIONS AND TIRED OLD STORIES
 

Listen only as directed, do not exceed more than 1 hour a day,
see local pub if symptoms persist

Another reads "I don't snore, I dream I'm a Motorcycle"

I liked this one too, advertised on a forum banner today.  :034:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #147 on: April 21, 2021, 03:47:37 PM
One of my riding mates talking to another one.


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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #148 on: April 22, 2021, 08:27:16 AM
One for the 'woke' generation!!   :008: :008: :008:
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Re: Let's Have A Laugh!
Reply #149 on: April 23, 2021, 10:29:50 AM
Kids today - I wish I'd thought of it!!   :008:
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